Seriously, Monique, just 'cause you're not as old as many of us, it doesn't mean you're still young. You gotta do what we all do: Eat better, don't slouch in front of your unit tests, keep spinning, take lots of Vitamin I, run brush gates until you really understand exactly how much you suck, don't drink alcohol, ski your butt off even though it hurts, then go ahead and have a couple of beers and a burger. Understand that life is grand, and wait for grandchildren even though they're highly unlikely. Then you die.
Oh, SH**, I am doomed.
The only thing I do on that list is beer and burger.
Is it too late to repent?
Did you notice the implicit suggestion of a "ski with softer ankles" cue?
I think @Monique should learn to ski like me. Old and slow.
Much easier on the body.
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